On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave me — a bunch of sexy gifts that we’re into the new year. You know the traditional “12 days of Christmas,” the partridge in a pear tree, two turtle doves…I know you’ve sung the song; we all have.
So, some people go a step further and buy the gifts sung in this very song. It’s a cute tradition, but let’s be honest: how many French hens can you be excited about getting for Christmas?
So, why not keep with tradition but put a twist on it? A kinky twist. If you’re looking for a way to bring some spice and excitement to your Christmas, then this is for you. Here are some naughty gift ideas for ‘12 Days of Christmas’.
1. A homemade coupon book
Who doesn’t love something homemade? Remember making these coupon books when you were younger? Well, this time, we’re going to add some kinkiness to it. Make a homemade coupon book of all your partner’s favorite sexual positions and fantasies. Go wild.
2. Massage oil
Tis’ the season for some holiday-scented massage oil, no? Get your partner a bottle of massage oil they can use on you, or you can use on them. Either way, you two are going to be all lubed up and ready to go.
3. Police handcuffs
Okay, police handcuffs may not sound very Christmas-like, but if it’s a fuzzy red or green pair of handcuffs, now that changes things. Maybe add some Christmas bells so it sounds like Rudolph is coming to town.
4. Play money and a coupon for a striptease
Who said you need to use real cash? Buy some play money and give your partner a couple for a striptease. Just make sure to grab some sexy lingerie to add some spice to your striptease.
5. A butt plug
There’s butt plugs, and then there’s butt plugs. Gift an interactive Lumen butt plug for your partner. They can use it on you, while controlling it or vice versa. So, no matter the distance, you’ll both enjoy this gift.
6. Try a Christmas sex position
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave me a bunch of Christmas sex positions. It’s cold outside so why not stay warm by doing the ‘Christmas Spoon’ position. It’s the best one to do after drinking all that eggnog. Make it festive by lying in front of the fireplace or on a fur rug.
7. Kinky dice
Opening up a box containing a pair of kinky dice is the last thing your partner will expect. But once those dice start rolling, they won’t be able to stop. These dice will tell you what and where to do some very kinky things.
8. Couples sex toy set
You and your partner may be celebrating Christmas together but live miles apart. So, how can you keep the spark going? You can surprise your partner with a couples sex toy set. You’ll be able to pleasure each other no matter the distance.
9. Book of sex positions
Let’s be honest, it’s easy to get comfortable and just use the same sex positions over and over again. So why not spice things up with a gift that takes your sex to the next level? A book of sex positions is not only fun to test out but is actually pretty useful.
10. Interactive masturbator
Sometimes you’re not at home, but your partner is horny as hell. What are you going to do? Not much, right? Wrong. With this gift, you’ll be giving him a helping hand. Interactive masturbators let him live out his wildest of fantasies right in the palm of his hands.
11. Barely there lingerie
Treat yourself (and your partner) to some festive but ultra-sexy lingerie. Keep it red or green, and don’t forget to wear your Santa hat. You can go the nice way and wear something more covered, or you can go the naughty way and have it barely there.
12. Chocolate body paint
Is your partner into food? Love to be in the kitchen? Well, why don’t you make yourself the main meal. Treat your partner to chocolate body paint (off your body). Paint it in all the areas you’d like them to explore (and I know you have a few).
BONUS TIP: Beginner’s BDSM kit
Have you two been talking about ways to kink things up in the bedroom? Tis’ the season to try new things, so why not gift them a BDSM kit? Include a silk eye mask, restraints, and a feathery tease toy for ultimate sensory stimulation. You can use those cold, snowy days to play around in the bedroom.
WRITTEN BY
Natasha Ivanovic
Natasha Ivanovic is an intimacy, dating, and relationship writer best known for her writings on Kiiroo, LovePanky, Post Pravda, and more. She's the creator and author of her short stories on TheLonelySerb. She completed her first degree in Criminology and continued and finished her Masters in Investigative Psychology, but then decided to follow her true passion of writing.
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