Updated on October 2020
So, what's so sexy about Vampire Porn?
Why are Vampires such sexy creatures? Even though they are pretty much cold corpses, society thinks to feel it's kind of ok to cream away over Twilight or admitting to having a boner for Vampirella.
Some say that we admire their uninhibited traits, they are crude, dangerous souls ready to destroy those who stand against them. They are capable of both cruelty and superhuman charm. Oozing with charisma, they retain the option of going ferral in a heartbeat. They are unpredictable.
Vampires aren't immortal. But if no one stakes them or makes them eat Sunlight covered silver ingots, sprinkled with a dash of garlic marinated in holy water,... they are pretty much perpetual beings.
In short, they are our shadow. They are everything we get in trouble for if we give into it. And they have nothing to lose. So they can act without feeling restricted by responsibilities and social pressure. Some People project themselves into these characters and others fantasize about being controlled by such strong personalities.
In fantasy, after all, control cant ever turn into abuse.
So for the last couple of weeks, we threw some popcorn in the microwave here at Kiiroo HQ, and over a couple of (crates of) beer(s) our team checked out the following 6 Vampire Porn Movies.
1. Buffy The Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody
If you are a fan of the real Buffy (Whether it be the movie or the series) chances are you will get pissed off by this marvelous work of pornographic art. Reviewers on IMDB are responding like raw fanboys claiming this is a blatant ripoff.. but that's the point of a parody right?! Getting under your skin ;) suits the theme quite well. The fight scenes are hilarious, the dialogues are cringeworthy and the sex is stunning! This film features stars like Lexi Belle, April O'Neil, Jessie Andrews, Amber Rayne, Ash Hollywood and Chanel Preston.
2. Vampirella: A XXX Parody
Vampirella doesn't want to hurt humans. But when she finds herself captured by rogue vampires, she needs to build up her strength in order to escape. Should she fall from faith and drain the innocent of their blood? Or might there be a chance that the right amount of sperm will do the trick as well?
We had a proper laugh. Both Mercedes Carrera and Micheal Vegas were hilarious in this movie.
Side note: Vampirella lovers can also check this iconic character out in an unrelated VR rendition of Vampirella, where she rewards humans who donate their blood to her by spoiling them silly with her supernatural sexual abilities.
3. This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody
Just wow. It has Jenna Haze... AND Audrey Hollander....and they're getting ravaged by a vamp and a werewolf. I'm not even going to review this. I just left the office in a hurry and sprinted home. I wouldn't have noticed a plot even if it had one. Truly inspirational.
4. Intercourse with a Vampire
5. The Vampire Mistress
The story revolves around a young reporter, whose life is turned around when she is abducted by the vampire society. She gets turned into a vampire. Now she is left with the choice of destroying her makers or joining them.
This movie features Dani Daniels, Lily Labeau, Hayden Winters, Darcy Tyler, Faith Lee Sentz and Ariana Fox. So you know it is going to be sexy as hell.
6. Lust Bite
When his partner goes missing, detective Nails goes investigating and ends up on an unpredictable path. He runs into a vampire society lead all by sexy women.
The movie has it all. From orgies to supernatural sex, to oral sex and bondage.
The movie is packed with superstars. Asa Akira, Lisa Ann, Jessica Jaymes, Diamond Foxx, Johnny Sins, Scott Nails and Jordan Ash all grace this motion picture.
Artwork by:
Anthony van Hamond
